I know I’m in Wisconsin because I ate cheese curds for breakfast. Just cheese curds.
Also, I’ve managed to set the smoke alarm off three times in the past two weeks. The toaster and I don’t get along. Waving a towel high above your head (to get the alarm to turn off) is a great exercise in the morning.
Very nice. My mom just bought me a toaster oven, so my days of losing battles to my toaster are gone.
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Put the smoke alarm in the oven and then the toaster won't set it off.
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Aunt Duddie: haaaaaa haaaaa.
ReplyDeleteNeeves: Well, good for you. (insert sarcastic tone here)
Our toaster is like Lucy Ricardo's on steroids - It propels the toast up to the ceiling and shoots blue flames like Haley's Comet.
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